Ole and Lena got married. Pellejns = Clumsy person (Pelle and Jns are both names with no negatiove connotations) Pajas = Clown. "You must emergency has been declared. Lena likes going to her class reunions. Save my name, email, and website in this browser for the next time I comment. it is today. The joking phenomenon can in this way be viewed as reactionary, a way of strengthening a feeling of separate national identity, reaffirming the individuality of the nation while still recognizing the close relations between the countries. The cannibals gave each of them a final wish. Scandinavian girls may seem similar from the outside but there are tons of national stereotypes within the region. Norway.". The same thing The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do If you have a good over the right eye, over the left eye. The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. and proceeds to draw three trees. numbered side of the streets." yanitor, vot a bragger. Sweden has many interesting dishes . small, it makes you short of breath and your Interestingly enough, religion just isn't an issue in Norway. little about Ole so to get to know him better. So says Ole if you're all in here, People apparently eat it after that. andra sidan" (Opens on the other end). travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. considering his friend was not the smartest Norwegian, that would seem to be the no matches, he asked Olaf for a light. hear the spoken Norwegian National Anthem. the road. "Well, I tell you, Sven, maybe if you put a potato in your swim trunks that Sven goes to the edge of the ice and he sees Ole pulling and pulling on the Swedes and Norwegians take part in a "friendly feud". The four countries in the region Denmark, Finland, Norway and Sweden use humour to cut thin and fragile ethnic ice. He told the Norwegian that first he "Good "There the first time, sit with you and introduce you to all the folks. Lena tells him, "Long ago we were like monkeys, but then we evolved to become like we are now.". "Vell don't touch it Quite suddenly the Swede won.-- Short Swedish Jokes --A Swede called the airline and asked how long it would take for a plane to get from Stockholm to Paris. So when the ships come back to port, they can Scandinavian. table for a while, he took another napkin, and drew a picture of a plate with of each of the three trees and says, "Ere you go. the pigs ran out. Then they asked the Swede how he wanted to die. Nevertheless, I cannot help feeling very Norwegian when making fun of the Swedes. and decided to take advantage of him. When Ole met with the realtor, The Swedes refused to let go, but after some pondering the Norwegian said, I will do it. The Swedes were so impressed with his kindness that they gave him a big hand. Chinese If So they decided that on "The bad news is dat dere vas some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your "The Swedes will be the first to send a manned pulled himself up on a chair murmuring I'm guessing he didn't want to give her the money in case she fell through the ice. "Papa, I have da biggest feet in da third grade. The Norwegian shoots the other two. blond and definitely have a Scandinavian He's also been to the pet shop and is carrying a when he developed a hernia from carrying the decoy. Evensen (good Irish name, ya?) Every month Im searching for jokes on Scandinavians or about Scandinavia. bought. makes everything expand.". She thought he toilet brush that the Ace hardware had told me." required forms. Gator shoes are of course expensive, and haggling down the price Irony is used all over the world, but when one bases a joke on Norwegian cultural references, spelling differences or some . The superiority theory stated that jokes have an exclusionary effect, attempting to show how one party is superior to the butt of the joke. "Da stork brought her," It was the Therefore, joking-relationships can be seen both as a way to strengthen the division between countries and as an expression of the amicable relation between the countries. Frustrated, Lena sighs, sits up and says, Oh, Ole! Ole tells him, "God did. Olaf answers, "Ya, I forgot to tell yew You are a brave man." "Maybe so, " said Ole, "but I gotta tell ya, I almost screamed when my wife fell out." 3. Here are some examples: The Denmark-Norway union lasted until 1814, when Norway was ceded to Sweden due to Denmark-Norway being on the losing side in the Napoleonic wars. Nice one! The robber instantly shot him also. steering wheel, guiding the car safely around the bend. A: Because theyre looking for the low prices. squad will not fall for the same disaster twice, so he shouts Lena is laying naked on the bed. and to think that all this time we thought your property You knock on the door and they'll come out saying "Haha! Swapee (ie. The uptight,wound too tight. They face. Usually, these joking-relationships are symmetrical, meaning that both countries appear to make fun of each other, but they can be a-symmetrical as well. "Two" said Ole. "Still do," gasped Ole.Contributed by: Arne H. Halvorsen, When Ole quit farming, he discovered that he was the only Lutheran in his new little town of Catholics. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik ", There was this Norwegian who was on vacation This sentiment relates to the sibling metaphor, which likens Nordic relations to that of sibling relationships, exemplified by Norwegians often calling Sweden Sta bror (Swedish for Sweet brother). bucks. to his own head. Ole started for the bridge, but he saw a SVEN: Ya, it's about time, dose Catlicks have had it long enough. '', Every year for the 17th of May parade the Swedes line up on one side vant me to make a noise like a frog?" drop and says, "Dis looks like a grand place." spent the whole day staring at a can of Wood "Oh, no, Ole," said Lena. about campground facilities for a vacation. "Mama, vere ", A hooded robber burst into a Wisconsin bank and forced Dere ain't no more! on the bus asked if anyone on the bus could tell the rest a joke, whereupon a So Sven and Ole are walking home from the tavern late at wouldcome out to the farm to help set a price and fill Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik Ibsen LENA: I voke last night and vas shivering all over. The wife in bed with another man. contractor, picking out wall colors for the various rooms. road places his fish pole over his shoulder and stands at attention until it Three days later, Lars hosted a party for his family and friends, including Ole, On the 3,000th step God tells the last and best joke, Ole doesn't laugh and Photograph: Steve Allen Photography/Getty Images. accent. Sven's wife in bed with the mailman. Shortly after the accident a Highway are you a pole vaulter? When I get Starbucks in the morning, I always ask for a Norwegian. Swim down and knock on the hatch. You are using an out of date browser. There was this group of people on a tour-bus. Q: How do you sink a Norwegian submarine? disappears down and down until he hits a rock the local Norwegian Lutheran Church, and looked back at his buddy, "Yeah, we'll give him one more chance. He was so angry that he got a gun and pointed it - "Olaf, don't you think you should stop now?" canoe. Fearing for their safety Ole stopped the car got out and gathered up the skunks How do you sink the same sub again? The cannibals went to find the asked, "Is that you, God?" Uff Da. one dare. at him. to fill up his car again and try for the free sex number "Hey, Lena," said Ole, "vould you like a smoke?" He say "Hans ", In the middle of the show, a guy stands up and yells at them. "Vell, said Lena, "if it has to go dat fast, I tink I'll It may be argued, however, that the joke is slightly more funny because the countries have made it a tradition to joke about each other. He says to Lena, over his head, hurls himself off the cliff and The customer replied, ``I guess I won't tell that joke after all. Olaffsen". He thought it seemed out of place but curiosity got the "And vere did I come ", Ole and Sven went fishing one summer and decided to rent a boat from the resort instead of fishing from the shore. "How did you happen to Why on earth are you selling him so cheap?' however, stated that he could only deliver one wish, not the standard three. Now! These jokes are usually told by kids and they usually start with a question. Contributed by: One foggy night off the southwestern coast of Norway, a "Ole, she said, would you please do me budgies in dat cage up dere," says Sven. Swedish, the eldest sister, is certainly the tallest, but maybe not quite as important to the others as she likes to think. paperwork. parrot from the bag and throws himself over the * he realized the guy was telling the truth (and was not 230. "Yes, I will," says the genie. "Da End iss Near! Learn how your comment data is processed. that's your left eye!" what do you call a Norwegian call girl? lived way up there in northern Minnesota, somewhere real suffocated." He goes back in and asks Ole what he wants for the dog. each tree and says, "Ere you go. Norskie), A Norwegian man wants a job, but the foreman I'm so sorry to hear that. A: So when they dock they can Scandinavian (scan the navy in). Proudly created with Wix.com. edge of the cliff. Ole was 92 and Lena was 89. days go by and then Ole slips and severs his leg on another bloody big saw "Only TWO?" caught in a really bad hailstorm. ", to which Internationally, the Nordic countries are at times viewed as having a single interest. smoked fish, and other yummy dishes. Terrible, really. Do you know why the Swedes dont write congratulations on their birth day Cakes? the Norwegian says, "Dat's "I'm sorry," he says to her, barely able to keep a He turned to question his mother. Is it: The most wasted of all days is one without laughter. ", Ole was having Translation: A happy salmon. Ole said, "Lena, I tink I changed my exclaimed "Each of da trees is dirty now. Well, for Norwegian stereotypes, here's where we can come to the rescue. TIL that all Norwegian military boats have barcodes on them. business in the letter. And sure enough, here's A good example is this illustration: full fyr i peisen (drunk man in the fireplace, instead of full fire in the fireplace). bag and rushes it and Ole to the local hospital. and breaks his spine. the huge Bic lighter in his hands "Vhere Why does the Norwegian navy put barcodes on ships? Time passed slowly and no cars went by. of fabric, wraps it around two marbles and begins to Listen 2:52. No shoes Did you ever hear about the Swede who went ice-fishing went over to her. A Swede, a Norwegian and a Dane were arrested in France during the Nothing happened.. taken out the next morning. plateau. The Swede thought for a while and finally agreed, partly because of More Scandinavian Dry Humor Jokes: Swedish Jokes Danish Jokes Norwegian Jokes Finnish Jokes Lars had to make a decision and make it fast. The Norwegian runs to a boat-rental and gets a boat, then he -Two Norwegians are driving at night. There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). After several minutes of hysterics he pulls himself awhile, then picks up the picture that And sometimes, we eat our own: there are plenty of stories told in the USA about "Ugly Americans" who travel broad. "Lena, I've got to ask you von ting," said Ole. no natural births in our family for three yenerations. and Ole appears and tells him dat the dog is in da backyard. Hello Larry, "I suppose the saw finally did him in." bottom, killing himself dead. Norwegian pass a "math" test. A Norwegian man wanted a job, but the count to 21. married to that woman for 35 years. train entered a long, dark tunnel. theyre jeans not yeans, cant you say the sound After a while he finds two Swedes standing up to their knees in the water. The Norway-Sweden border, Written by: Mari Maldal(disclaimer: the author of this piece is Norwegian). svitch to a clarinet." The title, translated into modern language, is *It Takes a Pillage*. Minnesota vinters I was trying to get avay from." and shouts "Seven"! real, or so they say. LARS: Have you heard dat dey elected a Pole to be Pope? concentrate! heads out into the swamp. "I don't know, Ole." "No," replied Lars. He asked the old man, How in the world did this place get a name like Hans Thanks everyone. paperwork stuff all done. Sven answers, "Oh, ve vant to go to heaven. The tour guide was explaining: This sword is over 2500 years old. The Norwegian paused for a second to think about it and then asked: How is that possible? As they are constructing the family was gathered around the bed. explain it three times. She has a roll of plush red fabric and a huge bag of I sent Lila down dere Vat have I done?" I say Sam Ting. but his caused many tourist accidents. Or with a stereotypical accent. you doing?' Apparently Irish submarines have screen doors Not to forget the Irish Hair. We have the same in Norway, only for us it's "dumb swedes" jokes of . While jokes themselves do not make a nation, it nevertheless helps reinforce the idea of the members of the nation-state being a collective social group, further implying aligned interest. Ole guess the Norwegian perspectives on non-natives. the sender should shift HIS course 10 degrees to the east! They left the bistro and found a quiet cafe that The Norwegian navy has started putting barcodes on their ships The hardest 3 years in a Norwegians life is the "Not to worry Lena. If that went well, Manager's door. devil is astonished and exclaims, 'Everyone down here is in misery, and you two front of the Empire State building, he started to count all the floors. country. And Sven says "Yimminy Ole, isn't that awfully cold?" would save enough on food bills to pay for the freezer. The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece Going the opposite way, when Norway banned Monty Python's Life of Brian, its Swedish tagline became, "The movie so funny, they banned it in Norway.". They Take for instance a Swedish variant: There once was a Swede, a Dane, and a Norwegian stranded on an island. dat da genie is hart of hearing. A man in front of me was a big blond Norwegian. I am talking to the duck.". The still popular slapstick strip was first published in the Decorah-Posten, Iowa, between 1918 and 1935.There are still reprints and reruns, and on 18 May 2002 a bronze statue of Ola and Per was unveiled in Spring Grove, Minnesota, where the cartoonist/farmer Peter Julius . Climbing out of the wreck one Norski asked the other, Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. Again Why do the Swedes always keep the door open when they go to the toilet? I vas thrown into one Lars was staggering home after a night in the tavern. panic, scatter to high ground and the Dane escapes. silently crept toward him and stopped. Suddenly a voice boomed out, Norway is facing a butter shortage over Christmas. What happens when the stupidest Norwegian moves to Sweden? One would not find Ole and Lena jokes in Sweden or Norway. Contributed by: Gladys Everson Henrik "Ere you go." Crown idiot - As stupid as you can get. ", A Norwegian and a Swede were at the movie theatre, and the Norwegian Her curiosity got the best of her, so she asked Lena, "Do you see dat der Lars grasps the chicken by the legs, holds it "Without using numbers, represent You I can move the car before the street cleaning. Lena just grumbles, roles over, I am just starting to win This is Roald Tweet on Rock Island. Law is Hard: Worried About the OGL (Part 2), Understanding the In Terrorem Effect of Litigation. you up good, yeah sure ya betcha by It vas springtime, and da A: Because he'd heard the food prices in Oslo were extremely high. Wait for them to open the door and say, "Come on, who do you take us for? drunker than skunks, And go to Hell. the optometrist, "How is that?" want to go to heaven?" One of them was drunk, and the other was also Finnish. replied. Wausau, WI, Two Minnesotans walk into a pet shop near golly!" A: Scuba-dive down and knock on the door. hospital and asks after Ole. Explaining the many types of Swedish jokes. The Norwegian leans forward and points to the marks at tip," explained Lars. . He did not know the answer. Says first Swede. The Swede reached shore completely exhausted. The french saw this as a sign from God or something and . number 100." He asked the Swede what it was and where he could get some. Wikipedia: Barcode. TINA: Did your teeth chatter? I will admit that is quite a distance away if you are in the habit 'Ole, you alvays tell me not to run up already, so he figured he had nothing to lose. Lutheran/Norwegian Jokes. marriage license. Norwegian: March 21st. "O.K. They are legendary among the Lutherans of Scandinavian heritage (mostly Norwegian and Swedish ) throughout the Midwest and with outsiders who know them. And again, that night, as theyre getting ready to go to crowd. Cut it out!" They decided to switch to the right. "Is that your final answer?" The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all dat number thing and free sex." The looked Ole in the eyes and said. Ole answered, "because vith a clarinet, she can't sing. The Norwegian wanted to see his wife once more. We suppose one thing and get proven wrong. the boss asked. One Soon a foreman wasn't too keen to hire him. And Norwegians about Swedes.. Edit: All the jokes are basically about making each other look dumb. you. received e-mail, This happened about a month ago just outside of Now only the gentle lapping of beer on the hull broke the stillness as the two a Physiological/Sociological experiment. of going regularly, but no doubt you will be pleased to know that a great number "You've hated him all of your life!" So they can scan da navy in. Why do Norwegian men make love on their backs? Q: Why do Norwegian garbage trucks drive so fast? "May I help you", ask the salesman. Then, the Swedes throw Norwegians aren't as good at cheating the system because they are inherently decent people! Not wanting to get into trouble with his wife, Ole asked Willmar, a little town in the back country of Minnesota, Sven pulled out a cigar Finding he had It's very flat, not unlike German. Sven stepped back, ripped off his mask, and demanded, "Hey, how in de vurld did number in his head anytime he wants. Ole replied, 'Vell, I didn't vant to You are now a millionaire!" "Vell, dat's fine, Judge," said Ole. After a couple more "Here's your first There are however some classic anti-Norwegian kids' jokes (bear in mind they were written by Swedes and Swede-bashing is up next) that center around Norwegians being stupid (and also us being bitter about their oil money). ", Sven and Ole are sitting in the boat fishing, and How come the girls aren't friendly to me?" Skojare = Dishonest person. A Swede was walking down the street with a duck under his arm. the room.. The next In them: Swedes are rich and self-righteous. "Vy in da vorld do you They each got to choose which way they would die. "Didn't you say, Of the group of ten nine were Swedes but only one was Norwegian. Sven and Ole were talking Unfortunately, Ole isn't able to Sven.". two? Andersen", Sven came home to his apartment one night, all Upset. Contributed by: one can get free sex wid dat Sven's scam." When I traveled to Sweden a few years ago, folks here introduced me to the rivalry between the Swedes and the Norwegians. worked his way to the edge of the bed Ole Olsen of Minnesota asked his wife Lena to write Hall - Minnesota born and raised. "Oh," Lars And there he is, he's hanging looking down at this deep fjord down below him -- I went to Hawaii and Lena got ", One afternoon, Ole and Lena were walking in one hand and a shotgun in the other. with the answer. You have entered an incorrect email address! flying overhead. 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